Doon In The Wee Room

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy and everybody's there

An we're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

When you're tired and weary and you're feeling blue

Don't give way tae sorrow, I'll tell you what to do

Just tak' a trip tae Springburn and find the Quin's Bar there

And go doon tae the wee room underneath the stair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy and everybody's there

We're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

The king went oot a-hunting, his fortune for tae seek

He missed his train at Partick and went missing for a week

Now after months of searching, of sorrow and despair

They found him in the wee room underneath the stair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy and everybody's there

We're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

When I'm auld and feeble and my bones are gettin' set

Ah'll no get cross and grumpy like Ian & Derek get

Ah'm savin' up ma bawbees tae buy a hurly chair

Tae tak' me tae the wee room underneath the stair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair

Everybody's happy and everybody's there

We're a' makin' merry, each in his chair

Doon in the wee room underneath the stair