On the Good Ship Mar-a -Lago
Colleen McGloin
Colleen McGloin
CHORUS:
On the good ship Mar-a-lago, it was raining cats and dogs
When Donald was the cargo, they sailed for Greenland’s shores
He thought it was tremendous, out there with his men
He reckon’d he’d defend us all, and make us great again
One day while in a panic, the crew all disappeared
Trump summoned the mechanic, who shot him in the ear
But Trump he was a brave man, a great pirate of renown
He beat his fists and he danced about, as the ship sailed into town.
The Greenlanders they stood around and watched in irritation
As the Orangeman announced to them, that he would buy their nation
Then the Danes arrived in viking ships, with their rifles and their lances
And the Don retreated to the hills, for he’d run out of chances.
That bully wrung his little hands, and said he wasn’t kidding
He threatened tariffs on those folks who wouldn’t do his bidding
But the people marched in Europe’s lands, in every town and borough
They said “little Donny now bugger off and don’t come back tomorrow.”
Now the moral to this story Is that some folks might not like it
If you just think you own the joint, and ya bowl up univited
Don’t think that you are welcome ‘cos when it comes to pass
Some folks just won’t put up with you, they’ll kick your sorry arse
Add to last chorus only :
But they kicked him back to the USA,
and he never came back again