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by Colleen McGloin
CHORUS:
On the good ship Mar-a-lago
It was raining cats and dogs
When Donald was the cargo
They sailed for Greenland’s shores
He thought it was tremendous
Out there with his men
He reckon’d he’d defend us all
And make us great again
One day while in a panic
The crew all disappeared
Trump summoned the mechanic
Who shot him in the ear
But Trump he was a brave man
A great pirate of renown
He beat his fists and he danced about
As the ship sailed into town.
On the good ship Mar-a-lago
It was raining cats and dogs
When Donald was the cargo
They sailed for Greenland’s shores
He thought it was tremendous
Out there with his men
He reckon’d he’d defend us all
And make us great again
The Greenlanders they stood around
And watched in irritation
As the Orangeman announced to them
That he would buy their nation
Then the Danes arrived in Viking ships
With their rifles and their lances
And the Don’s last day it finally came
For he’d run out of chances.
On the good ship Mar-a-lago
It was raining cats and dogs
When Donald was the cargo
They sailed for Greenland’s shores
He thought it was tremendous
Out there with his men
He reckon’d he’d defend us all
And make us great again
Now the moral to this story
Is that some folks might not like it
If you just think you own the joint
And ya bowl up univited
Don’t think that you are welcome
‘Cos when it comes to pass
Some folks just won’t put up with you
They’ll kick your sorry arse
On the good ship Mar-a-lago
It was raining cats and dogs
When Donald was the cargo
They sailed for Greenland’s shores
He thought it was tremendous
Out there with his men
He reckon’d he’d defend us all
And make us great again
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