On the Good Ship Mar-a -Lago

CHORUS:

On the good ship Mar-a-lago, it was raining cats and dogs

When Donald was the cargo, they sailed for Greenland’s shores

He thought it was tremendous, out there with his men

He reckon’d he’d defend us all, and make us great again

One day while in a panic, the crew all disappeared

Trump summoned the mechanic, who shot him in the ear

But Trump he was a brave man, a great pirate of renown

He beat his fists and he danced about, as the ship sailed into town.

The Greenlanders they stood around and watched in irritation

As the Orangeman announced to them, that he would buy their nation

Then the Danes arrived in viking ships, with their rifles and their lances

And the Don retreated to the hills, for he’d run out of chances.

That bully wrung his little hands, and said he wasn’t kidding

He threatened tariffs on those folks who wouldn’t do his bidding

But the people marched in Europe’s lands, in every town and borough

They said “little Donny now bugger off and don’t come back tomorrow.”

Now the moral to this story Is that some folks might not like it

 If you just think you own the joint, and ya bowl up univited

Don’t think that you are welcome ‘cos when it comes to pass

Some folks just won’t put up with you, they’ll kick your sorry arse

Add to last chorus only :

But they kicked him back to the USA,

and he never came back again